Big Dopey Elephant
"The point is, Nintendo is----fine. Nintendo can put out two or three more failing consoles and still not be broke. To me, I like to think of Nintendo as not dead---Nintendo's not dead. I like to think of Nintendo as just this big, dopey, happy--frustrating elephant that's walking along at it's own pace and there's nothing we can do about it."
"Come on elephant!"
"No elephant come on! Make a Pokemon console game already!"
"Nope, boppopopppoppoom" 
1. The Final Bosman - 'What About Nintendo?' 05/29/2013 [Link]